Maybe Some Day... Maybe

So, I work at the dining hall on campus. It's a decent enough job, if a bit boring at times, but there's one thing that I hate about it- I can never watch episodes of Big Bang Theory. While logic might argue that this is because I requested to work the Monday dinner shift, thereby making it my own fault, I am certain this is really a ploy by my dastardly boss Chuck to make sure I will never be happy in this lifetime. (Note: Chuck, if you ever somehow read this, please don't fire me. I love you.) Luckily for me, my darling mother records the episodes for me so I can watch them later, for which I'm eternally grateful.

Now, I'm normally not a sitcom person, but there are two big reasons that I love Big Bang Theory. One is my undying love for nerds and nerd humor, which there is no shortage of in this show, and two is Raj, the love of my life. Raj is adorable and too funny and very cute and I would date him in a New York minute. Who cares if he can't talk to women without getting drunk? He is adorable and I would risk my liver hating me for good if it meant I could date him. It doesn't hurt that he is played by the equally adorable Kunal Nayyar-


who is not only way cute, but closer to my age than my other actor love, Sendhil Ramamurthy, and he's not married from what I can tell, making him a far better crush in my opinion. I have a bit of a problem falling in love with a TV show's token Indian, but when they're as cute as Kunal and Sendhil, who can blame me? So Kunal, if you ever happen to see this and decide that you could date a silly blonde Desi-wannabe, please let me know. I will rock your world.